WORLD CUP 2010 (cont.)

Sorry semua kawan kawan. buat masa sekarang Jiri tak dapat nak update blog. Kite beri laluan kepada bisnes Jiri dulu k :)

Btw kepada semua, ni ade beberapa sample;

Brazil :D


Spain Babyyy.. ;)

Germany !!!

WORLD CUP 2010

Haluu warga the Jiri's..

Sorry la semalam Bz sket la. Tak sempat nak update blog. Tapi takpe.. Hari ni Jiri ade something yang memang best. Seperti yang semua tahu, Tahun ni ade world cup. So di kesempatan itu, Jiri nak menjual baju. Jersy bola. Haaaa....

Ok macam ni. Jiri ade nak beli baju. So alang2 Jiri nak pergi, Jiri nak ambik order skali. Kot kot ade sape sape nak beli kan. Semua team ade. Baju gred triple A Plus Plus. Quality memang ok. Size semua ada. Team semua ada. Harga berpatutan. RM 35 je.

Kepada kaum hawa, Jiri tau ade yang minat bola jugak en. Hehe.. so korang pon boleh order. Jiri ade baby-T. tapi kalau tanak baby-T, takut sexy sangat ke ape ke en, boleh la beli cuting lelaki size S. :)

Kepada yang tidak berape berminat bola ni, korang pon boleh beli. Beli untuk Boyfriends ke. Mesti sayang lebih ni. HEHE.. sape yang single tu, boleh la beli untuk mak ayah ke. Ayah nak pakai berkebun ke. Boleh Boleh.

So kepada sesape yang berminat,
Boleh berhubung dengan Jiri Facebook. Klik sini, Fidzry Zaidy.
Or Contact me trough YM; snazzy_dolphin

Ajak lah kawan kawan. Beritahu penduduk penduduk kampung korang.

Jiri rase macam nak pergi tengok ni la. Jom? :p

What A Day

Too all warga The Jiri's, Jiri want to say sorry cause didn't post any entry yesterday. Yesterday had been a long tiring day. -.-'

Yesterday i brought my little sister to Sunway Pyramid. She supposed to have ice skating class. But sadly the class was canceled. So since we reached there, we played la. Rugi kan pergi saje. We reached there around 1300. And we had our lunch. Kitorg makan Hot & Roll. Woot woot. Korg tak pernah makan? RUGI RUGI RUGI.

CUBA TRY TEST

We played Untill 1800. Shahir came with her girl and we had so much fun. Oh! Gambar semua ada pada kawan shahir. Haihss...

And around 10, Jiri balik Ipoh tercinta. Cinta ke? :p I brought along this thing. which hopefully can solve my biggest problem in Ipoh.

kipas yang boleh letak air

"Fidzry, ape ni? Atok ingat radio tadi"

I'm wondering.. Part mane yang nampak mcm radio ye? HAHAHA

Tapi yang sedihnya.. Jiri balik bawak bende ni. Ipoh terus hujan lebat tanak kalah. Siap petir guruh semua. -.-' God, this is really a test.

Earth Hour

Haaa... Haritu korg tutup lampu tak? Mesti tak kan.. Ya la, dah 3rd time. Dah tak hangat mcm dulu kan. Jiri? Tutup la. Jiri kan rakyat Malaysia berhemah. Kalau tak percaya kan, tgk la ni bai..

SORRY. Jiri dah try edit bg terang.

Hahaha... Jom la kite sembang2 sikit. Earth Hour ni ape? Taun epas mase Jiri mule mule dengar, Jiri fikir satu je. 'ni mesti ade kene mengene dgn Zero Hour ni'. -.-'

Earth Hour ni akan diadakan setiap hari sabtu terakhir dlm bulan Mac. Iaitu tahun ni, jatuh pada 27 mac. So pada hari ini, semua premis2 diminta menutup lampu dan barang elektrik yg tidak penting selama 1 jam. 2030 sampai 2130. Tujuan utama sebab nak bg kesedaran tentang perubahan iklim kat bumi. Program ni di anjurkan oleh WWF. ya betul The Rock, Triple H, Stone Cold semua terlibat. HAHAHA... takde lah ni WWF (World Wide Fun for nature).

Earth Hour ni die mule2 skali diadakan kat Sydney pada tahun 2007. Start 2008 baru semua yg lain ikut. Malaysia pon ikut la. Kite kan developing country. Tanak kalah punye.. Hidup Malaysia!!!

*Tapi ICT tak tutup pon. Macam mana ni? :p

Atleast we care

Jiriboi In Action

As u all know, Jiriboi is the name of a superhero. Jiri is the name when I'm not a superhero. Get it? Just like Superman and Clark Kent. Hehe

On 24th of March, Sofnis's car broke down. Its battery flat. after went to the workshop nearby, the mechanic told her that the battery cannot be charge anymore. It can only be use for the alarm and light. Then Sofnis decided to buy a new one. But she don't have transport to go. And so the story begin.

"Jiriboi, kau tgh buat apa? Aku nak pergi bank then pergi workshop nak beli battery kete."
"5 minit." HAHAHAHA

about 7-8 mins Jirboi sampai. Delayed sebab suit ketat. So Jiriboi terpaksa mendedahkan identiti beliau. We went to CIMB. Sofnis just manage to withdraw RM100. Plus RM54 in hand make a total of RM154. Then we went to the Shop. That Apek want to sell the dry alkaline battery for RM160. Then we kautim kautim, plus he saw the money not enough, he gave us RM155. Holiaoowww...

Then we went back to Hillcity. Pasang the battery. It's my first time. Tapi Jiriboi mesti macho.

Sofnis asked me, "Jiri kau reti ke?".
Jiriboi replied, "Laa.. Kau tak reti?".
Aku pon mule letak slow slow.
:
:
And puff.. I've done it! :D

Macho kan kan kan :D


Hasil kerjatangan yang sangat teliti dan kemas

*Just call my name, and i'll be there. I'll try my very best. Sebab kite kan kawan. :)

BIG TRANSFER

IPOH, 26th MARCH 2010 - Team Gagak had signed Fidzry Zaidy to play for the team for this season. Fidzry Zaidy a fresh young player had besn chosen for his ability and credibility. The manager, Yoyi Soriano, had put all the money on line to make sure this transfer. He further said that with this transfer of Fidzry Zaidy hopefully can improve the defender line.

Fidzry will be play as a right back. with the support of Amunz as a right center back, this will make sure that the right side is hard enough to get through. Fidzry will be wearing number 13 since number 7 that he requested is too big for him.

Fidzry also had give some of his word during the inviewing session. "I hope that with this transfer I can help Team Gagak to be on top of the league for this season. I will give my very best".

UITM Shah Alam FINANCE FC

TEAM GAGAK

*Anybody from news paper company? STAR? NEW STREET TIMES? please copy paste this article :p
*I really wish the picture I'm holding the jersey could be the main cover picture for the news paper. If impossible, MANGGA also can la. HAHAHA

I found this interesting somehow.

I dont know. But everything seems not to be in order. -.-'

Could We Skip This Chapter

SORRY

Crash in Tg. Karang (cont.)

semalam kan Jiri ade cerita pasal Tengku Zamir yg crashed kat Tanjung Karang tu, die selamat. Alhamdulillah. Cume ade luke sikit kat tangan sebab die pecahkan canopy kapal terbang tu utk keluar. Ape ape pon syukurlah die selamat. :)

Nnt Jiri cerita ape yg dorg buat bile jadi insiden mcm ni. Jiri nak kene kumpul maklumat dulu.
Chill la bobo. Jiri akan cube sedaya upaya.

By the way, Jiri balik KL weekend ni. woot woot. :p

Crash at Alor Setar

Sebuah pesawat Pilatus PC7 milik Tentera Udara Diraja Malaysia (TUDM) terhempas di UUM, Sintok pagi ini kira kira jam 10 pagi. Jurulatih pesawat, Mejar Muhammed Zulrihan Jusoh, 40, maut dalam insiden ini.

Al-fatihah.

Crash in Tg. Karang

Sebuah pesawat ringan Eagle 150B milik sebuah Akademi Penerbangan di Ipoh terhempas di Tanjung Karang Petang ini. Pilot, Tengku Zamir Farhan Tengku Zahidi, 21, di percayai terhempas petang ini semasa sedang melakukan penerbangan navigasi solo. Kapal terbang tersebut dalam perjalanan pulang ke ipoh.

Sebarang maklumat lanjut tentang Nasib Pilot dan kapal terbang masih belum di ketahui. Nnt tgk berita ya kawan kawan.

Anything that can go wrong might went wrong. It might happen to anyone. Wrong place, Wrong time it might be u. becareful mate. :)

*Kepada keluarga pilot berkenaan, Jiri mengambil kesempatan ini mengucapkan takziah. Semoga selamat hendaknya. Be strong. Sama samalah kita berdoa.

Words from an adult.

Put efforts on what you are doing is like put sugar in the tea. If there is no sugar, you can still drink it. But it is empty. With sugar, then it will be sweet. With efforts, u will feel the sweetness later. Please put the sugar now. Don't wait. It will be difficult. The tea is cooling down. That time, it's useless.

So kindly pay attention young friends. The efforts will come from you. neither ur parent, ur friends or me myself. It's you to decide your future. What u are doing now, will be ur future. The choice is yours. Think as an adult, decide. :)

Follower no 1

Semua bende yang kite buat mesti ade sebab kan. And reason for this blog is....

Zikay Mikay

Goes by the name Zikay Mikay Cream, Zikay for short and meet Miley Cyrus is her only dream. Ok, i mean not the only dream. Maybe top of her wish list.

Born on December 26, 1990 and usually celebrated on 31st of December. Cut cost. But you know ur birthday celebration is the main reason we gathered that night. :)

A very long time friend of mine. She is funny, aggressive, and dangerous. LOL. Just kidding. FUNNY will be the word. :)

She is single but on the way to be taken. So for those who would like to 'sailang' can use me as a cable. HAHAHA

Click here to meet ZIKAY. You will never regret to know her. :)

Pembelajaran Asas Memandu

Sakarang dah 2010 beb. Mane nak dating naik bas lagi. Or org KL naik komuter la kan. Awek awek semua nak keluar naik kerete je sekarang. -.-' Ade one day tu, Jiri ambil amoi di kolej dia. Jiri tgk ramai kaupel kaupel ni tunggu kat perhentian bas. berkatalah Jiri,

"kesian awek awek tu, BF takde kete. Dating naik bas je."

Mendengar kate kate diatas, semua remaja berpusu pusu mendaftarkan diri ke pusat latihan memandu. Lepas dah ade lesen mulelah,

Sape yang pandai pancing tu, "Abah, kawan2 semua ade kete. Along bile lagi?"
Ade golongan lain tu, "Susah la nak gerak. nak pergi kolej. bas penuh pagi2."
Situasi lain, "Lesen dah ade. Tapi tak bawak kete pon. Baik Along frame je lesen ni."

Dibakar pulak dengan kawan2 dok vroomm sini vroom sana. Status awek pulak di hujung tanduk, merumitkan lagi keadaan. :p

Ok ok back to our topic. Utk nak amek lesen, kite kene study la kan sebelum nak amek exam. Plus JPJ ade syarat2 sebelum amek exam. Ade minimum hours sebelum amek exam. So kene pergi sekolah. Jiri dulu belajar kat METRO. METRO ni sesuai la utk sape yang terlalu expert menunggang basikal. Sebab die bayar sekali, belajar sampai lulus. Tapi Jiri tak la. Jiri one go bhaii! HAHAHA..

So di sini Jiri akan memberi beberapa tips bagaimana Jiri boleh lulus exam dengan one sitting..

1. Ok kite mule dari start engine. macam biase lah 'masuk - tekan - pusing'. Tapi jangan crank lame sangat. Tak sedap org kate.
2. Then betulkan sit, and cermin. Ade 3 basic mirror dlm kete. 2 side mirrors and a rear view mirror. Bg sape yg ade awek tu, ade 1 lg cermin tambahan. Face mirror, biasenye terletak kat front passenger's sit. Lap lap sikit. Baru awek tgk muke die bersih je. Baru die happy. hehe..
   
3. Bile dah start engine tu, kite tekan minyak kuat sikit. Kalau boleh bagi org sebelah semua keluar tengok. Ini dapat menaikkan semangat kite utk memandu nanti. Tapi bile dah masuk gear 1, jangan lupe control clutch tu. Nnt mati engine malu je penonton semua tgk.
   
4. Ok now on road. Not much to talk on this. Jangan potong dr sebelah kiri. Nnt ape2 jadi, kite yang salah. Igt ni 'the right is always right'. :)
5. Trafic light. Haa.. Ini memang penting. Ramai pemandu ambil mudah pasal ni. OK Jiri explain sikit. Trafic light ni ade 3 lampu. HIJAU - Jalan tanpa was was. KUNING - Cepat cepat. MERAH - Ini terbahagi kepada 3; Jalan kalau sempat, Jalan kalau takde kete, Berhenti.
6. Parking. Ok, ini memang lesson susah. Kalau kat sekolah, nnt dorg ajar la; kire tiang, 3 tiang masuk cermin, pusing kanan habis. Hahaha.. Dah ade lesen nnt, korg jangan berlagak sangat. Kalau tak confident, korg park je jauh2. Biar jalan jauh sikit. Org bukan tau. HAHAHA.. Parking ni susah nak ajar. Die akan datang sendiri. Plus it depends kete yang kite bawak. :)

Oh lupa! Road Sign. Korang kene tahu tau. Tadi Jiri surf internet, Jiri ade jumpe gambar ni.

HAFAL HAFAL

Jiri harap dengan sedikit infomasi ni dapat membantu rakan rakan sekalian. Jadilah pemandu berhemah. Jangan jadi gangster jalanan. Kalau ade org bakar :
Tekan minyak kuat kuat sebelah korg - die tak pandai change gear.
Cucuk cucuk blakang korg - die rabun, saje nak melihat kereta anda dengan lebih jelas.
Memotong dengan rakus kereta korg - die nak cepat, sakit perut.

*Entri ini di buat khas utk Adyla. Good luck rakan blogger. Wahhh!!!! HAHAHAHA

Rules to make it better

Jiri ade terjumpa lagi 1 gmbar tadi. Sambungan dari entri sebelum ini 'cita cita 1'.

Bukan senang nak senang beb. So if ever thought of being a pilot, think twice.
Good luck mate. :)

Cita Cita 1

Dari kecik pon, aku memang dah di exposed dgn dunia penerbangan ni (aviation world). Aku celik je mate, tgk bapak aku (Pokdi) dah siap2 nak pergi kerja. Mase tu, Pokdi pakai Honda c-70 je. So aku rase mcm takde ape2 pon yg nak dibangge kan pasal Pokdi ni. Bile kat sekolah, time isi borang je; pekerjaan bapa : Juruterbang. Aku rase biase je lagi. Tapi bile tengah klas tu, dengar je bunyi kapal terbang, kawan2 aku akan bercakap,

“Jiri, bapak kau tu kan. Power la.”

Aku pon apa lagi. Kembang kucup je. Hahaha.. Start dari situ, bile org Tanya nak jd apa, aku akan ckp nak jadi pilot. Kenapa? Sebab saya nak jadi mcm bapak saya. So dialog seterusnya biase lah, ‘bapak kamu pilot ye?’. Bile dah biase orang tny mcm tu, aku pon tukar pekerjaan bapa. Driver. So org akan ‘ooo’. Titik.

And now, aku Berjaya masuk sebuah akademi penerbangan di Ipoh. Mule2 aku nak masuk TUDM, tapi Pokdi tak bg. Die kate nnt aku nanges nak balik. Korg paham la die buat lawak je tu kan. HAHA.. Bile aku dah masuk sini, aku pon mule rase yang Pokdi ni power jugak sebenarnye. Sebab aku kene blajar ape yg die blajar en. Aku rase banyak nak kene tau.

Akan tetapi, kata kata hikmat ini telah menenggelamkan semua kesusahan aku. Dad, i will make u proud. ceyyyyy!!!!!!!! :p

HAHAHAHAHA ;)

For guys, Jiri tak berniat apa apa. Jiri terjumpa gambar ni. one word, never give up*.

*Never give up is another word for i didn't make it. Ayat nash.
But i didn't say u guys fail. U got what i mean. :p

Batu Hidup

Mase zaman aku, sains mula diajar semasa aku darjah 4. Tapi sekarang sains dah takde. Dorg dah tukar jadi Science. Chewahhh! Dorg saje nak poyo konon2 dorg ni lagi power la. :p science had been taught since standard 1.

Jiri rase ini satu langkah yang cukup baik. Sebab sains ni penting kan. So budak2 darjah 1 sekarang ni dah mula buat macam2 eksperimen. Tanam pokok taugey la. Tapi tu la. Sebab dorg belajar science, dorg hanya tau taugey itu makanan yang berasal dari pokok bean sprout. Tanak kalah ni!

Ok enough of dat. Today Jiri nak cakap pasal air. So warga The Jiri’s mari tengok diagram ni.

Water Cycle

Biasa la kan tgk ni. Tp tadi Jiri tgk TV. And ade lagi 1 bende yang Jiri rase fun fun. Rock formed by water. Cool kan! So how is it happen? Where?

GRAND CANYON.

Mesti korg pernah dengar kan. FYI, kat grand canyon ni, the rocks grow (even tough banyak lagi tempat yg batu die grow, Jiri bg contoh yang ni la). Ok meh Jiri sembang sikit sikit. Ehemm..

Dekat Grand Canyon ni suhu die mcm panas. So Carbon Dioxide (CO2) dlm bumi ni expand. And masuk dlm air. Boleh bayang tak? Macam ni, CO2 keluar dr dalam sungai. And CO2 ni bergabung dgn water (H2O).

CO₂ + H₂O --> H₂CO₃

carbon dioxide + water --> carbonic acid

H2CO3 ni akan timbul ke ata air dan membentuk buih putih. Mcm asap tu kan. H2CO3 ni jugak akan melekat kat objek2 yang ade dlm sungai tu. Mcm ranting pokok ke. Dan akan berlaku satu process yang dinamekan weathering. Weathering ni berlaku bile ade perbezaan temperature and pressure yang ketara.

H₂CO₃ + CaCO_{3 -->} Ca(HCO₃)₂

carbonic acid + calcium carbonate --> calcium bicarbonate

Calcium Bicarbonate ni yang akan jd batu. Or name melayunye, batu kapur.

So if u think this is grand enough, wait for another few years.

Hari Tua

That day aku ade sembang2 dgn pak yoyi. so tengah sembang2 skali aku tny.

Jiri : kalau nak dpt Tan Sri, kene Dapat Datuk dulu ke?
Yoyi : sepatutnye lah.
Jiri : kalau keje mcm kite ni boleh bapat Datuk tak?
Yoti : boleh. tapi susah la. kau kene berjasa kat negara lah.
Jiri : oo.. tapi best jugak en. Datuk Jiri.
Yoyi : aku dapat haji pon cukup lah.

hahaha.. bodoh kan. ok ok. so smalam i met Amoi (jiri's). We had a talk like always. then sampai kat trafic light both pon senyap. so mcm tak fun fun en. Aku pon start la topik. Aku cerita pasal cerita diatas. so dah gelak gelak semua, tibe tibe aku pon tny Amoi.

Jiri : I dah ade name time I tue. Jiri. U nak pakai name ape?
Amoi : a'ah kan. i nak pakai name i lah.
Jiri : ade ke dah tue tue pakai name tu. tak matching langsung.
Amoi : takpe lah. ok ape.
Jiri : tulah kan. org sekarang bg name anak power power.
Amoi : ye la. kalau mude mude name Kassim, nanti sedih pulak pergi sekolah. hahaha
Jiri : a'ahkan. haha.. Yoyi kate die nak haji bile tue nnt. i tak kesah pon. i dapat Lebai pon jadi lah.


ok kannn name tu. Lebai Jiri. hahaha :D

In a nut shell, i've made pangkat for me myself. hehe
1. Jiri Boi
2. Abang Jiri.
3. Uncle Jiri.
4. Pak Jiri.
5. Lebai Jiri.

i have mine. what's yours?

1st Post

With the name of God, the mighty Allah the most beneficent and the most merciful.

1st of all I would like to welcome u to the new land called The Jiri's. With the name of Jiri, I as the mayor created this blog to share some stories for u to talk about.

The World is watching you. smileee :D

Bile kite nak bersembang, kite kene tau ape yg kite nak ckp en. so I found it easy for us to start a conversation bile kite ade banyakkk ideas. One of the thing that gave me idea so far is by reading blog. Jadi saya pon buat lah blog ini.

Everyday bila aku online, aku akan buat bende yang same je. YM, FB, Google, and bace blog org. And everytime lepas baca blog orang, aku akan rase mcm 'i want to have a blog'. Setiap kali sampai tadi lepas bace blog zikay. and yes, now i have one. Jiri is a blogger! HAHAHA

Ok. this will be simple. I will mix the language sebab English tak power -.-'. Lagi pon blog aku kan. kalau kau tak suke, pergi buat blog sendiri.

And since I'm new, sila beri tunjuk ajar..

Berhiburlah. :)